Penelope is a freakin' genius.
She's smart enough to know that the shoe store we've never (not exaggerating) been to is two doors down from the pet store we visited five months ago that had bunny.
She's smart enough to pick out her own outfits and completely dress herself.
She's smart enough to find Fife's leash the rest of the family search-party couldn't locate in 15 minutes of looking.
She's smart enough to know where we're hiding the diapers, to move a chair to her room to reach the hidden diaper drawer, get a diaper, put it on and do her business after we told her "no" to a diaper.
This barely covers her smarty-pants antics. So why is it that she's not smart enough to know that using the toilet is infinitely better than pooping in a diaper? WHY?
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